Tonight, while sitting in the spa, I was acting goofy. I was asking my husband ridiculous questions like:
Me: "What would I have to give you to get you to wear toenail polish in public?".
Him: "There's absolutely nothing you could give me to embarass myself like that."
Me: "Aren't you comfortable enough with your masculinity to suck it up? What if I dare you?"
Him: Dirty look....."No.....don't even think it."
So, I try a different game. I start making faces and asking him if my face froze in different positions would he still love me? The following exchange took place with one particularly odd looking contorted face:
Me: "Would you still love me if I looked like this?"
Him: "Yes, but I'd put you in a home."
Hmmm.....so much for unconditional love.